It's Time for Everybody's FAVORITE Blog Game...

~ NAME...THAT...STUPID PERSON! ~

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Mystery Guest #1

Our first mystery guest hails all the way from Hollywood California where he currently tapes his nightly "comedy" show for the Comedy Central Network. Unlike Jon Stewart of The Daily Show or Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report, this Hispanic comedian enjoys telling jokes that not only have no comedic value, but will likely induce severe pain among the viewers. Some say he reminds them of the legendary Chich Marin; others say he resembles a pile of crap wearing clothes. Regardless, this comedian really makes you wonder what the executives at Comedy Central were thinking when they gave such a terrible comedian his own show.

Can you guess who this stupid person is!?
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Mystery Guest #2

Our second mystery guest is not a popular person these days, but that certainly isn't going to stop him from being remembered as one of the smuggest presidents of our country's history! No gut instinct will ever be trumped by facts or professional opinions while this great leader is at the helm of our government. This mystery guest has recently decided to appoint Tony Snow, an anchor at Fox News, as the new White House Press Secretary. An interesting choice, considering Mr. Snow has previously said that our mystery guest is "something of an embarrassment". Then again, our mystery guest and Mr. Snow are both republicans, so that puts them at a higher risk of having no principles.

Can you guess who this stupid person is!?
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Mystery Guest #3

Our final mystery guest can be seen every Wednesday night on ABC's hit show Lost. She joined the cast in the second season and quickly decided that this wonderful career opportunity was not as fun as get arrested for driving while intoxicated...for a second time. Even more interesting, when given the chance this past week to either perform 240 hours of community service or spend 5 days in jail, our mystery guest apparently suffered a brain aneurism and decided to take the 5 days in jail! Unfortunately, our mystery guest enjoys looking a gift horse in the mouth and doesn't realize that the standard community service sentence is one of the perks of being a celebrity that still enjoys the vices of normal people, i.e. public drunkenness. Still, the lawyer for our mystery guest explained that "it would be difficult for her to do community service" without being interrupted by her fans. At least now our mystery guest will have time away from her fans while she's meeting some new friends in jail...and when these people talk to our mystery guest about "getting inside the hatch", they're probably not referring to the latest episode of Lost.

Can you guess who this stupid person is!?
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