Friday, February 29, 2008

I'm Screwed

'NJ to Initiate Cell Phone Ban'

"Drivers in New Jersey will soon have more incentive to keep their hands on the wheel. A new law goes into effect tomorrow. Drivers who are caught talking or texting on hand-held cell phones could face a $100 fine. New Jersey joins four other states where talking on a hand-held phone is reason enough to get pulled over. But tomorrow it will become the first state to allow cops to pull people over for texting."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

How The Obama Campaign Can Avoid Taking Public Financing In The General Election

They can simply make the case that they are currently being financed by the public...an unprecedentedly vast segment of the public.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Debate #20: The Kitchen Sink Debate?

Will the Secret Service step in when this thing comes flying at Senator Obama at tonight's MSNBC debate in Cleveland, Ohio?

Welcome Back, Dodd

Monday, February 25, 2008

Now...I'm F#@&ing Ben Affleck


I wouldn't say it's as good as the Sarah Silverman original, but anything that brings together Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, a dozen other movie, television, and music figures, and, well...Ben Affleck...is a pretty amazing feat. Like the original, there are certain parts that I can't help but crack up every time I watch this celebrity-infused hilarity: a dramatically crooning Josh Groban, a water-splashing Robin Williams, and, who could forget 'Honk If You're F#@&ing Ben Affleck'.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

And (I Predict) The Oscar Goes To...

Best Picture
No Country For Old Men

Best Director
Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, No Country For Old Men


Best Actor

Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood


Best Actress
Julie Christie, Away From Her


Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men


Best Supporting Actress
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton


Best Screenplay (Original)
Juno


Best Screenplay (Adapted)
No Country For Old Me
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Best Animated Film (Feature)
Ratatouille


Best Foreign Language Film
The Counterfeiters (Austria)


Best Documentary (Feature)
No End In Sight


Best Cinematography
There Will Be Blood


Best Film Editing
The Bourne Ultimatum


Best Art Direction
There Will Be Blood


Best Costume Design
Atonement


Best Makeup
La Vie en Rose


Best Sound Editing
Transformers


Best Sound Mixing
Transformers


Best Visual Effects
Transformers


Best Original Score
Atonement


Best Original Song
"Falling Slowly", Once


Best Animated Film (Short)
I Met the Walrus


Best Documentary (Short Subject)
Freeheld


Best Live Action Short Film
Tanghi Argentini


Friday, February 22, 2008

Let It Snow

Well, I thought global warming was going to keep my area of NJ without any measurable snowfall for the entire winter but, with only a few weeks left before spring, global warming seems to have taken a set back. I can honestly say I've never been this excited to brush snow off my car. Happy Snow Day NJ!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Debate #19: The Xerox Silly Season Debate

The media is reporting that the 'Change you can Xerox' line delivered by Hillary Clinton in tonight's debate was actually plagiarized......yep, turns out it was directly lifted from the inept mind of a debate prep. team member that actually thought it wouldn't draw boos.

Ba dum, chhh!

Thank you, I'll be here all night, tip your waitress!



The Blueprint For Change: 64 Pages of Details

Just in case the details of the Obama campaign weren't presented frequently and forthrightly enough in the extensive policy section of the Obama campaign website...the regularly updated Obama campaign blog...the 18 multi-hour televised democratic presidential debates (make that 20 after next Tuesday)...the dozen or so issue-based democratic presidential forums...the vast multitude of television and print interviews with Senator Obama...the vast multitude of television and print interviews with campaign spokesmen (most often including campaign manager David Plouffe and campaign endorsers Senator Ted Kennedy and Senator Claire McCaskill, and hopefully no longer including the infamous State Senator Kirk Watson, who proves that apparently all politicians from Texas are morons)...the hundreds upon hundreds of campaign events ranging from dinner discussions with voters to town hall Q&A sessions to stadium rallies (with the caveat that most post-election victory rallies are used for celebrating, well, victory, as opposed to presenting 5-point tax plans to 20,000 people fired up after your umpteenth straight primary win)...the immeasurable amount of campaign literature dispersed, campaign emails sent, campaign television and print advertisements run......just in case, I present The Blueprint For Change: Barack Obama's Plan For America, 64 pages of details.

Make That 11 Wins Since Super Tuesday

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Barack Obama won the Democrats Abroad global primary in results announced Thursday, giving him 11 straight victories in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.

The Illinois senator won the primary in which Democrats living in other countries voted by Internet, mail and in person, according to results released by the Democrats Abroad, an organization sanctioned by the national party.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has not won a nominating contest since Super Tuesday, more than two weeks ago.

More than 20,000 U.S. citizens living abroad voted in the primary, which ran from Feb. 5 to Feb. 12. Obama won about 65 percent of the vote, according to the results released Thursday.

Voters living in 164 countries cast votes online, while expatriates voted in person in more than 30 countries, at hotels in Australia and Costa Rica, at a pub in Ireland and at a Starbucks in Thailand. The results took about a week to tabulate as local committees around the globe gathered ballots.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Obama Takes Wisconsin And Hawaii, 10 For 10 Since Super Tuesday Elections

Wisconsin.........Obama 58%, Clinton 41% (100% reporting)
Hawaii.............Obama 76%, Clinton 24% (100% reporting)

M. Night's Latest Mystery: 'The Happening'


Are we looking at the next Sixth Sense, or just another Village?

Monday, February 18, 2008

Ben & Jerry Endorse Barack Obama, Announce New Flavor 'Yes We Can-dy Apple Cream'

Ok, so the new flavor I put in the title of this post is my own amusing creation, but the rest of the story is very much true. Famed ice cream moguls Ben & Jerry have not only endorsed Barack Obama, but they've "lent his Vermont campaign two "ObamaMobiles" that will tour the state and give away scoops of 'Cherries for Change' ice cream". Personally, I like 'Yes We Can-dy Apple Cream' much better, but if I lived in Vermont I'd be just as pleased to indulge in some 'Cherries for Change'.

This is easily one of the more hilarious endorsements of the 2008 presidential campaign season, especially considering that a further news story came out reporting that "Burt Baskin and Irv Robbins were unavailable for comment on the endorsement"......kidding, of course, considering Burt Baskin died over 40 years ago (and thank you Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me for that nugget of knowledge).

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Uno, The Face Of A New Era

If only Max, my beloved childhood beagle, could have lived to see the day that someone like him would win Best In Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. We often conversed about how unlikely it would be for our generation to experience such an achievement for the beagle bread. Bravo Uno, you have ushered in a new era of dog show competition for both current and future generations of beagles that will forever bask in the glory of your triumphant victory!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Obama Sweeps The Potomac Primaries

Virginia...........Obama 64%, Clinton 35% (99% reporting)
D.C. ..............Obama 75%, Clinton 24% (98% reporting)
Maryland.........Obama 60%, Clinton 37% (97% reporting)

Lincoln Turns 199 Years Old

Happy Birthday Lincoln!
Next year is the big 2-0-0...somebody's getting a surprise party
.

Monday, February 11, 2008

And Now I Dislike Her Even More



THIS "singer" deserves five Grammy Awards!? Come on, is this a prank? Ha ha, we get the joke...now present the real winner, please. I'm serious.

Obama Sweeps Clintons In Five Weekend Elections...And One Awards Show


Saturday, February 09, 2008

BREAKING: Obama Wins Virgin Islands!

This race is officially over: Senator Barack Obama has won the Virgin Islands. Anybody that knows anything about American politics knows that 'As the Virgin Islands go, so goes the nation.' Preliminary results show that Obama received 89.9% of the vote to Clinton's 7.6%, making it likely he will earn all 6 of the half-delegate votes (you read that right...there are 6 delegate entities worth a half a delegate each, thus totaling 3 whole delegates...why, democracy, why?). Reportedly, workers of the Virgin Islands Obama campaign headquarters celebrated by "sipping mimosas" and "joining in the nearest beach dance party."

In other Saturday news, Senator Obama walked away with solid electoral victories in the states of Washington, Nebraska, and Louisiana, while Former Governor Mike Huckabee seems likely to defeat Senator John McCain in all of the day's Republican primaries. This recent surge of victories for Huckabee can only be explained by a growing sentiment among the conservative base of the Republican party that evolution is indeed a total farce......ok, maybe it has more to do with the unbelievably vocal conservative backlash against McCain, but I still think it's possible we may be approaching a 21st century Scopes Trial of sorts, with Huckabee playing the role of William Jennings Bryan and the rest of the civilized country playing the part of John Scopes. Now that I've used American history to mock Mike Huckabee, I think I'll call it a day.

Best NBC Studio Tour Ever

Friday, February 08, 2008

Who Beats John McCain?

It's with great caution that any head-to-head match-up polling numbers between presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain and potential Democratic nominees Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton should be evaluated (it's pretty clear, not only from past elections but from common sense reasoning, that once each party has it's nominee and once the general election gets under way, the context of the election can really affect exactly who is up and who is down). That being said, the secondary effect of these polls is the perception that one candidate is "stronger" than another candidate, something that can be rather powerful in these kinds of high-profile campaigns. Taking a look at the most recent head-to-head match ups, there's no doubt that the Obama campaign will be shouting these poll results from the highest mountains, or at least during the upcoming debates in Ohio and Texas.

Time (Feb 1-4)
Obama 48 (+7)
McCain 41
Clinton 46 (+0)
McCain 46

CNN/Opinion Research (Feb 1-3)
Obama 52 (+8)
McCain 44
Clinton 50 (+3)
McCain 47

Cook Political Report/RT Strategies Poll (Jan 31-Feb 2)
Obama 45 (+2)
McCain 43
Clinton 41 (-4)
McCain 45

ABC/Washington Post (Jan 31 – Feb 1)
Obama 49 (+3)
McCain 46
Clinton 46 (-3)
McCain 49

Fox News (Jan 30-31)
Obama 44 (+1)
McCain 43
Clinton 44 (-1)
McCain 45

Rasmussen (2/04-2/07)
Obama: 47 (+5)
McCain: 42
Clinton: 43 (-3)
McCain: 46

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Viral Video Of The Week


Check out this NYC-based improv group's You Tube page. The stunt above is by far my favorite, but the stunts they perform in Best Buy and Home Depot are equally awesome.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

I See You're $5 Million Loan And Raise You...

"We Are The Ones We've Been Waiting For"


And waiting is precisely what we'll be doing regarding the selection of a Democratic presidential nominee after what can only be described as a uniquely complex Super Tuesday event. My body is tired from all-day campaign volunteering, my mind is tired from all-night election return watching, and, yet, I couldn't be more excited for the weeks and months to come. Welcome to the 2008 presidential election...I suggest we all buckle up.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Today, I Vote For Barack Obama


Since the early months of 2007,
I've followed the presidential candidacy of Barack Obama. Since the summer's end, I've supported Barack Obama. At a rally held in Washington Square Park in the early fall, I listened to a speech delivered by Barack Obama. I've read hundreds of articles and watched countless hours of video featuring Barack Obama. I've engaged endlessly in discussions with friends and family regarding Barack Obama. I've contributed money to Barack Obama. I've spent Saturdays volunteering for Barack Obama. I've agreed with Barack Obama. I've disagreed with Barack Obama. I've been enlightened by Barack Obama.
Today, I vote for Barack Obama.

Monday, February 04, 2008

A California Surprise


Maria Shriver In Surprise Obama Endorsement
"Shriver reportedly was waiting backstage wavering over whether she should make her support public, and then finally strode out on stage."

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Giants For The Upset?

Halftime Update: Tom Brady is getting pummeled...very nice.

Final
: What a play! What an ending! What an upset! Giants win!

Friday, February 01, 2008