Friday, January 30, 2009

McCaskill in 2016, And Other Political Ramblings

I've been following Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill since the early days of the Obama presidential campaign, and I think it's fair to say she's a rising political figure within the Democratic Party (check out her statements from the Senate floor today, regarding the disturbing $18 billion Wall Street bonuses, for a glimpse of her sharp political nature). In fact, I think McCaskill as Obama's VP would have been a real possibility, had it not been for the fact that such a pick would have been a sizeable slap in the face to Hillary Clinton; similarly, I think we could have seen McCaskill as an Obama cabinet member, however they likely agreed that McCaskill could server more effectively as a strong ally in the Senate.

That takes us (assuming an Obama reelection in 2012) to the 2016 presidential election, where I believe 10-year U.S. Senator McCaskill (assuming her reelection in 2012) will indeed run for the Democratic presidential nomination. Certainly, her centrist political views, midwestern appeal, and compelling rhetorical abilities could all prove to be beneficial in a presidential campaign (not to mention the fact that she's strikingly similar to the first female president of this season's 24; considering the show's prescience with first African-American President David Palmer, this is hardly something to underestimate). Even more interesting would be the possibility that Hillary Clinton could once again take a shot in 2016 (something I think is very possible given her strong political drive, the potential for long lasting Democratic popularity/Republican chaos, and the notion that she was/is "next in line"...of course, she will in fact be turning 69 years old just one week before the 2016 election, so that could prove to be a potential topic of consideration...and, no, Clinton will not be running in 2012, let's just get over that political suicide fantasy right now). Furthermore, it's becoming more and more apparent that Sarah Palin will be throwing her $800 hat in the ring come 2012 (contending for the honor of 'Most Gimmicky Presidential Candidate', a distinction currently bestowed upon Rudolph "9/11" Giuliani), but maybe she'll stick around for 2016 as well, making it an amazingly gender-infused presidential election cycle.

On a related "politicians to keep your eye on" note, I believe Mayor Cory Booker of Newark, New Jersey is a political star on the rise. The week of Barack Obama's presidential election win last November, Booker could be seen and heard being interviewed by just about every television and print media outlet. He's intelligent, compelling, and politically responsible for arguably one of the toughest cities in the country...and he's glowingly bald! Even more interesting, Booker will be 47 years old in 2016, which is the precise age of...yep, you guessed it...President Barack Obama. As beautiful as that political narrative symmetry may be, I actually think Booker will spend more time gaining political experience in some other political office (possibly eyeing the someday vacated U.S. Senate seat of Frank Lautenberg, or less likely the NJ governship, either of which would prove to be great campaigns to follow), eventually considering organizing a presidential campaign in, say, 2024.

Oh, how I enjoy making political prediction several decades into the future!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

In Fairness, He Used To Play Football There


I've been meaning to post this news clip for quite some time now, regarding the neighborhood reaction to a closing Philadelphia library.

In truth, I love my public library...a lot. With a full selection of new and old books (print, audio, digital), DVDs (movies, television, digital), music, and video games (both last gen and next gen systems) - all free to borrow for weeks and months at a time - my town's public library is one of my favorite places to go. And when I say "full selection", I'm talking about full: they offer brand new media as soon as it hits the store shelves (such as the three new copies of Artie Lange's bestselling book Too Fat To Fish last fall, a half dozen new copies of the just-yesterday-released DVD of Vicky Cristina Barcelona, two new copies of the obscure Kings of Leon's Only by the Night CD last fall, and new copies of just about every single Wii game released for the system). All this without mentioning the fully electronic library system that allows you to self-scan at the library and reserve/renew online at home. Again, I love my public library a lot.

All that being said...the guy in this video is insane. Hilarious, and spectacularly insane.
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Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor...Recession?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Jack and Barack

A photo of newly inaugurated President and First Lady Obama with musician Jack Johnson and wife Kim Johnson, taken at the Home
States Inaugural Ball where Johnson performed.
Can we say 'best inaugural ball ever'?
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sherlock Begins

A younger remake of Sherlock Holmes due out this coming November starring a career-on-fire Robert Downey Jr., sounds interesting! And let's see here, it's being directed by......ohhh dear......Guy Ritchie. Hmmm...yeah...so...I'm sure this movie will be...ummm...uhhh...yeah.
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Friday, January 23, 2009

And That's Why You Never Talk Negatively About Arrested Development


I'm sorry Michael Cera, but I had difficulty following what you were saying in this interview. It seems your MASSIVE ego may have gotten in the way, but I think you may have been talking dismissively about one of the greatest television shows ever created that just so happens to be responsible for starting your acting career. You're not some former contestant of American Idol that to further their career has to try and distance themself from their past, you have television roots that deserve honoring. Somebody get this kid a good publicist!

Meanwhile, the always positive Ron Howard has begun to calm things down a bit with an appearance on MSNBC's Morning Joe today, stating that even though the script is still being written he'd "be very surprised" if the movie wasn't greenlit.

Bottom line, if Cera isn't willing to reprise his role as George Michael Bluth, then I know someone who would be a perfect replacement...

STEVE HOLT!
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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Why So Serious?

Can someone please explain to me how the members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences were willing to step outside the conventional Oscar nominating boundaries to recognize Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in Tropic Thunder, a role that (for better or worse) unabashedly explores the lighter side of blackface, however those same members were unwilling to recognize either the directing achievement or broader best picture excellence of Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight, the "comic book superhero movie" that has amounted to something much larger?

Sure, it's nice that the movie still managed to receive 8 other nominations, but those were the two that counted. If it wasn't for the overwhelming likelihood that Nolan is going to be the one accepting the posthumous Best Supporting Actor win for Heath Ledger's brilliant performance, then I wouldn't fault Nolan (and Bruce Springsteen, for that matter) for engaging in some award show shenanigans...might I suggest a swift punch in the face for Mr. Obnoxious himself, Ryan Seacrest?

Ok, you got me. This entire post was designed to lead to the topic of punching Ryan Seacrest in the face. I could have been posting about Dijon mustard, and still it would have lead to this precise suggestion.

Someone punch him, please.
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Humor We Can Believe In


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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The President of the United States of America Barack H. Obama


As the chosen song of the evening's inaugural
celebration so succinctly expresses...at last.
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Monday, January 19, 2009

On This Eve Of Inauguration Day

In anticipation of the historic events taking place tomorrow in our nation's capital, I spent a generous amount of my own personal time honoring Barack H. Obama, our 44th president of the United States of America, by......creating absurd Shepard Fairey-inspired posters through the use of the brilliant Obamicon.Me online tool provided by Paste Magazine.

Yes, I know, I'm just that amazing. Enjoy!

NOTE: Some of these posters involve excessively obscure references, making them all the more fulfilling if you know them. And if not, I apologize that you do not waste as much of your time as I do.

[click on poster to enlarge image]




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Friday, January 16, 2009

Wyeth's World

My wife introduced me to Andrew Wyeth's eminent painting Christina's World during our trip to the Museum of Modern Art in NYC sometime ago. I remember becoming an instant admirer of the painting, enthralled by the vast opportunity for personal interpretation of Christina's pose in the field; I had assumed an innocent playfulness between Christina and the other residents of the home, and was intriguingly taken aback by the reality of Christina suffering from a "muscular deterioration that paralyzed her lower body."

Thank you for the art memories, Mr. Wyeth.
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Get Well Soon

Steve Jobs, humankind needs you. I suggest you instruct your R&D team to begin designing a new iPhone app capable of monitor and adjusting one's hormone levels, allowing you to swiftly return to your post atop the Apple empire. Godspeed Steve Jobs.
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Take That, Gender Roles



Eagles-Giants game during the day. Golden Globes at night. Life is good.



Thursday, January 01, 2009