If you agree with the greatness that is Real Time with Bill Maher, you must go out and buy the book New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer by Bill Maher, which is basically a collection of all the greatest 'New Rules' from the show's first couple of seasons (it's available at BN.com for $19.96, as is totally worth every penny). Here's a small taste of the genius:
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New Rule: Forget Paris
Talentless teenagers who exist to amuse us must keep up in the battle to be the dippiest twit. First Paris Hilton's topless cell phone pictures ended up on the Internet; isn't it about time Britney Spears did something trashy? Come on, honey, use your imagination. I don't know - let the wind blow your pants off, or have a miscarriage in a liquor store, or get a de-vorce from Butthead. The ball's in your trailer court.
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Pure genius. Buy it today!
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