The People of Twin-Pine-Oaks-Valley-Shady-Meadows Should Be Ashamed

It's time for people to stop pretending that daytime soap operas and romance novels are not one step away from pornography. Sure, that one step is a major one that includes a visual depiction of people with a lot less clothing, but in all other respects it's porn: ridiculous plots, horrible acting/dialogue, endorsed by Bill O'Reilly. If you find yourself watching soap operas about love triangles, coma fantasies, or brides being buried alive, OR can't stop reading romance novels that involve tightly clothed postal workers, pool technicians, or vending machine workers (I don't actually know of any romance novels that include a vending machine working as a sexual character, but it just seems possible), you need to do the following: go to your local gun store (Walmart, for many of you Midwesterners), purchase a simple firearm and pack of bullets, return to your home, make a list of all persons carrying the same DNA structure as yourself, kill all those on that list, repeat for yourself. The world will thank you.