Thursday, May 24, 2007

How Was The 'Lost' Season Finale?

How was the 'Lost' season finale, you ask? Well, let me tell you......

The 'Lost' season finale was so good that I've decided to drop out of graduate school so that I can devote my time to founding a religion based on the mythology of 'Lost'. The DVD box sets of each season will serve as our Bible (with three more 'Books' still left to be written); all followers will pray to our saviour, John Locke, on the 4th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 23rd, and 42nd day of every month (don't ask about the 42nd day thing...we have a different calendar); and finally, all followers must cross paths with at least one other follower on a monthly basis (extra island protection from the mysterious smoke monster if you end up being a relative of another follower, if you have a car accident with another follower, or if you heal/be healed by another follower).

And there you have it. 'Lost', one of the greatest television shows ever created, is now my religion. Namaste.

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