[UPDATE: I want to thank the weather powers that be for complying with my demand...it's currently snowing in NJ. For my next request, I ask you, weather gods, please make money fall from the sky in NJ. Thank you.]Well, temperatures in NJ have finally dipped below freezing for a prolonged period of time. Thus, I declare today, January 17th, the "official" first day of winter.
Is it true that last night around midnight the temperature was 65 degrees in NJ? Yes indeed. Have I been wearing shorts to the gym for the past few weeks? You bet I have. Did I see a small squirrel scurry up an eerily blooming tree with a tear in its eye? No, but I imagine it's happining all across the Garden State. Regardless, it's winter now, so I demand some snowfall over the next few days as a sign of good faith. I think that's a fair demand, considering the day when a groundhog proclaims how early spring will come is only 17 days away...oh boy, winter might only last 17 days...I suggest you plan that snowboarding trip sooner rather than later.
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