A Public Service Announcement

The following members of the entertainment industry should apologize to the public for being involved with the movie Mars Attacks!...

• Tim Burton
• Jack Nicholson (two apologies from him...one for each character he played)
  
• Glenn Close
• Annette Benning
• Pierce Brosnan
• Michael J. Fox
• Natalie Portman
  

Conversely, the following members of the entertainment industry should be thankful that they were able to get a part in the movie Mars Attacks!...

• Danny DeVito
• Martin Short
• Tom Jones
• Sarah Jessica Parker
  
• Lukas Haas
• Jim Brown
• Pam Grier (don't worry, you shouldn't know who these last three actors are)

And finally, the following members of the public should lobby their cable service providers to remove the TBS channel from their lineup, as the station insists on regularly airing the movie Mars Attacks!...

• Me
• You