Saturday, September 23, 2006

And She Gets Paid For This...

The 'Sherlock Holmes Award for Best Movie Review' goes to Jessica Reaves of the Chicago Tribune, who provided the following revelation in her review of Jackass: Number Two:

"There's no plot here...this movie is just a progression of increasingly disgusting and/or dangerous stunts."

Wow, really? Did it take you the entire movie to deduce that one? Good thing you warned the masses about Jackass: Number Two having no plot because I, along with many people, were expecting a coming-of-age story focused on a Johnny Knoxville living in post-WWII German.

I can only imagine what Ms. Reaves review of Finding Nemo was like:

"There's no live actors in this movie, only animated
fish characters that act like real people.
"

By the way, I just looked at my calendar so...

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

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