Friday, February 29, 2008
I'm Screwed
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Now...I'm F#@&ing Ben Affleck
I wouldn't say it's as good as the Sarah Silverman original, but anything that brings together Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, a dozen other movie, television, and music figures, and, well...Ben Affleck...is a pretty amazing feat. Like the original, there are certain parts that I can't help but crack up every time I watch this celebrity-infused hilarity: a dramatically crooning Josh Groban, a water-splashing Robin Williams, and, who could forget 'Honk If You're F#@&ing Ben Affleck'.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
And (I Predict) The Oscar Goes To...
No Country For Old Men
Best Director
Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, No Country For Old Men
Best Actor
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Best Actress
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Best Supporting Actress
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton
Best Screenplay (Original)
Juno
Best Screenplay (Adapted)
No Country For Old Men
Best Animated Film (Feature)
Ratatouille
Best Foreign Language Film
The Counterfeiters (Austria)
Best Documentary (Feature)
No End In Sight
Best Cinematography
There Will Be Blood
Best Film Editing
The Bourne Ultimatum
Best Art Direction
There Will Be Blood
Best Costume Design
Atonement
Best Makeup
La Vie en Rose
Best Sound Editing
Transformers
Best Sound Mixing
Transformers
Best Visual Effects
Transformers
Best Original Score
Atonement
Best Original Song
"Falling Slowly", Once
Best Animated Film (Short)
I Met the Walrus
Best Documentary (Short Subject)
Freeheld
Best Live Action Short Film
Tanghi Argentini
Friday, February 22, 2008
Let It Snow
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Debate #19: The Xerox Silly Season Debate
Ba dum, chhh!
Thank you, I'll be here all night, tip your waitress!
The Blueprint For Change: 64 Pages of Details
Make That 11 Wins Since Super Tuesday
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Barack Obama won the Democrats Abroad global primary in results announced Thursday, giving him 11 straight victories in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.
The Illinois senator won the primary in which Democrats living in other countries voted by Internet, mail and in person, according to results released by the Democrats Abroad, an organization sanctioned by the national party.
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has not won a nominating contest since Super Tuesday, more than two weeks ago.
More than 20,000 U.S. citizens living abroad voted in the primary, which ran from Feb. 5 to Feb. 12. Obama won about 65 percent of the vote, according to the results released Thursday.
Voters living in 164 countries cast votes online, while expatriates voted in person in more than 30 countries, at hotels in Australia and Costa Rica, at a pub in Ireland and at a Starbucks in Thailand. The results took about a week to tabulate as local committees around the globe gathered ballots._______________________________________________________
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Obama Takes Wisconsin And Hawaii, 10 For 10 Since Super Tuesday Elections
M. Night's Latest Mystery: 'The Happening'
Are we looking at the next Sixth Sense, or just another Village?
Monday, February 18, 2008
Ben & Jerry Endorse Barack Obama, Announce New Flavor 'Yes We Can-dy Apple Cream'
This is easily one of the more hilarious endorsements of the 2008 presidential campaign season, especially considering that a further news story came out reporting that "Burt Baskin and Irv Robbins were unavailable for comment on the endorsement"......kidding, of course, considering Burt Baskin died over 40 years ago (and thank you Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me for that nugget of knowledge).
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Uno, The Face Of A New Era
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
And Now I Dislike Her Even More
Saturday, February 09, 2008
BREAKING: Obama Wins Virgin Islands!
In other Saturday news, Senator Obama walked away with solid electoral victories in the states of Washington, Nebraska, and Louisiana, while Former Governor Mike Huckabee seems likely to defeat Senator John McCain in all of the day's Republican primaries. This recent surge of victories for Huckabee can only be explained by a growing sentiment among the conservative base of the Republican party that evolution is indeed a total farce......ok, maybe it has more to do with the unbelievably vocal conservative backlash against McCain, but I still think it's possible we may be approaching a 21st century Scopes Trial of sorts, with Huckabee playing the role of William Jennings Bryan and the rest of the civilized country playing the part of John Scopes. Now that I've used American history to mock Mike Huckabee, I think I'll call it a day.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Who Beats John McCain?
Time (Feb 1-4)
Obama 48 (+7)
McCain 41
Clinton 46 (+0)
McCain 46
CNN/Opinion Research (Feb 1-3)
Obama 52 (+8)
McCain 44
Clinton 50 (+3)
McCain 47
Cook Political Report/RT Strategies Poll (Jan 31-Feb 2)
Obama 45 (+2)
McCain 43
Clinton 41 (-4)
McCain 45
ABC/Washington Post (Jan 31 – Feb 1)
Obama 49 (+3)
McCain 46
Clinton 46 (-3)
McCain 49
Fox News (Jan 30-31)
Obama 44 (+1)
McCain 43
Clinton 44 (-1)
McCain 45
Rasmussen (2/04-2/07)
Obama: 47 (+5)
McCain: 42
Clinton: 43 (-3)
McCain: 46
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Viral Video Of The Week
Check out this NYC-based improv group's You Tube page. The stunt above is by far my favorite, but the stunts they perform in Best Buy and Home Depot are equally awesome.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
"We Are The Ones We've Been Waiting For"
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Today, I Vote For Barack Obama
Since the early months of 2007, I've followed the presidential candidacy of Barack Obama. Since the summer's end, I've supported Barack Obama. At a rally held in Washington Square Park in the early fall, I listened to a speech delivered by Barack Obama. I've read hundreds of articles and watched countless hours of video featuring Barack Obama. I've engaged endlessly in discussions with friends and family regarding Barack Obama. I've contributed money to Barack Obama. I've spent Saturdays volunteering for Barack Obama. I've agreed with Barack Obama. I've disagreed with Barack Obama. I've been enlightened by Barack Obama.
Today, I vote for Barack Obama.
Monday, February 04, 2008
A California Surprise
Maria Shriver In Surprise Obama Endorsement
"Shriver reportedly was waiting backstage wavering over whether she should make her support public, and then finally strode out on stage."