Resolutions for 2012

1. Cease biting fingernails once and for all.

2. Visit a national park.

3. Write twenty-five pages of anything.

4. Be less frustrated by small issues.

5. Adopt a dog.

6. Help re-elect President Obama.

7. Scan collection of childhood photos.

8. Watch all seasons of Mad Men and Breaking Bad.

9. Donate blood.

10. Complete half of these resolutions by June 30th.