Monday, February 08, 2010

BREAKING: New Sarah Palin Hand Notes Photos Surface From 2008 Vice Presidential Campaign

[From Republican National Convention Speech, 09.04.08]

[From ABC News Interview with Charlie Gibson, 09.11.08]

[From Vice Presidential Debate in St. Louis, 10.02.08]
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Top 3 Best/Worst Ads of Super Bowl XLIV

Let's face it, this year's crop of Super Bowl commercials were an utter disappointment. It was more difficult than ever to find three ads worthy of being designated "the best", and equally as difficult narrowing down "the worst" from an enormous pile of simply awful advertising (Talking babies? Kooky animals? What decade is this!?). And yet we soldier on, driven by the sheer importance of designating the top three best and worst commercials of Super Bowl XLIV.

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The Best
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{3rd} Robin Hood: Trailer
Do we need another Robin Hood movie? Probably not. Am I pretending this is
the long-rumored
Gladiator sequel I always wanted? Yes I am.


{2nd} Snickers: Hungry
Betty White
and Abe Vigoda? In the same commercial!? SOLD!


{1st} Google: Parisian Love
The obvious choice. It's simple, it's touching, and, considering how I use Google somewhere between 25-50 times a day for searches related to just about
every aspect of my life, it's relatable.


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The Worst
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{3rd} Focus on the Family: Tebow and Mom
Oh look, it's Tim Tebow's mother talking about her "miracle baby," what
a beautiful...and Tim Tebow just tackled his own mother. Awkward.
(Bonus: Head over to the Focus on the Family website to give your brain a free wash!)



{2nd} Bud Light: Auto-tune
A Bud Light auto-tune commercial during last year's Super Bowl: trendsetting.
A Bud Light auto-tune commercial during this year's Super Bowl: embarrassing.
Oh how the mighty advertisers have fallen.



{1st} Late Show: Letterman, Leno, & Oprah
WOW, it's EVERYMAN Jay Leno, the guy that DESTROYED the Tonight Show career of Conan O'Brien, doing a commercial for a RIVAL network's late night talk show!
HA HA HA HA HA, FUN-NY!

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

2010 Oscar Nomination Predictions

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UPDATE: Now that the 2010 Oscar nominations have been announced, let's see how successful my predictions were, shall we?

In what I consider the nine "main" categories - Picture, Director, Acting categories, Screenplay categories, and Animated Feature - I managed to correctly predict 45 out of 50 nominations, or 90% correct (46 out of 50, or 92% correct, if you count my alternate picks). Easily one of my best years predicting the main category nominations since Mr. Cooper and I started these shenanigans many years ago.


So how about my success predicting the nominations for the full Oscar ballot? Well, certainly not as good as the main categories, but a pretty solid showing nonetheless. For the list of 21 categories (which excludes the three Short Film categories), I managed to correctly predict 81 out of 106 nominations, or 76% correct (84 out of 106, or 79% correct, if you count my alternate picks).

As far as my reactions to the nominations themselves, my biggest disappointment was the absence of an Original Screenplay nomination for
(500) Days of Summer, and concerning the Best Picture nomination for The Blind Side......well, all I can say is I was blindsided.
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With less than eight hours to go until the 2010 Oscar nominations are announced, it's time to lock in my predictions. That's right, my predictions are no longer up in the air, so I won't be a basterd and keep them from you any longer. And these predictions are so precious that I've been storing them inside my special locker until tonight. Also...avatar.

Let's do this.


BEST PICTURE

A Serious Man

An Education

Avatar

District 9

Inglourious Basterds

Invictus

Precious

The Hurt Locker

Up

Up in the Air


BEST DIRECTOR

James Cameron, Avatar

Jason Reitman, Up in the Air

Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

Lee Daniels, Precious

Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

[Alternate: Clint Eastwood, Invictus]


BEST ACTOR

Colin Firth, A Single Man
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
Morgan Freeman, Invictus

[Alternate: Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine]


BEST ACTRESS

Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

[Alternate: Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria]


BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Christopher Plummer, The Last Station

Matt Damon, Invictus
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones

Woody Harrelson, The Messenger

[Alternate: Alfred Molina, An Education]


BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Diane Kruger, Inglourious Basterds

Julianne Moore, A Single Man

Mo’Nique, Precious

Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air

[Alternate: Penélope Cruz, Nine]


BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Bob Peterson, Up

Ethan & Joel Coen, A Serious Man

Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker

Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber, (500) Days of Summer

[Alternate: James Cameron, Avatar]


BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Damien Paul, Precious

Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

Neill Blomkamp & Terri Tetchell, District 9

Nick Hornby, An Education

Jesse Armstrong, et al., In the Loop

[Alternate: Anthony Peckham, Invictus]


BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Coraline

Fantastic Mr. Fox

The Princess and the Frog

Up

[Alternate: Monsters vs. Aliens]


BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Bright Star

Coco Before Chanel

Inglourious Basterds

Nine

The Young Victoria

[Alternate: Sherlock Homes]


BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Avatar

Inglourious Basterds

Nine

The Hurt Locker

The White Ribbon

[Alternate: Invictus]


BEST ART DIRECTION

A Serious Man

Avatar

District 9

Inglourious Basterds

Nine

[Alternate: The Lovely Bones]


BEST FILM EDITING

Avatar

District 9

Inglourious Basterds

The Hurt Locker

Up in the Air

[Alternate: Star Trek]


BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Avatar

District 9

Star Trek

[Alternate: 2012]


BEST SOUND MIXING

Avatar

District 9

Star Trek

The Hurt Locker

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

[Alternate: Up]


BEST SOUND EDITING

Avatar

District 9

The Hurt Locker

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Up

[Alternate: Star Trek]


BEST MAKEUP

District 9

The Road

The Young Victoria

[Alternate: Star Trek]


BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Avatar

Sherlock Holmes

The Informant!

The Princess and the Frog

Up

[Alternate: A Single Man]


BEST ORIGINAL SONG

“Almost There,” The Princess and the Frog

“Cinema Italiano,” Nine

“Come Home,” Everybody’s Fine

“I See You,” Avatar

“The Weary Kind,” Crazy Heart


BEST DOCUMENTARY

Every Little Step

Facing Ali

Food, Inc.

The Beaches of Agnes

The Cove


BEST FOREIGN FILM

A Prophet (France)

Ajami (Israel)

El Secreto de Sus Ojos (Argentina)

The White Ribbon (Germany)

Winter in Wartime (Netherlands)

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