The 'Lost' season finale was so good that I've decided to drop out of graduate school so that I can devote my time to founding a religion based on the mythology of 'Lost'. The DVD box sets of each season will serve as our Bible (with three more 'Books' still left to be written); all followers will pray to our saviour, John Locke, on the 4th, 8th, 15th, 16th, 23rd, and 42nd day of every month (don't ask about the 42nd day thing...we have a different calendar); and finally, all followers must cross paths with at least one other follower on a monthly basis (extra island protection from the mysterious smoke monster if you end up being a relative of another follower, if you have a car accident with another follower, or if you heal/be healed by another follower).
And there you have it. 'Lost', one of the greatest television shows ever created, is now my religion. Namaste.
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